"It's also funny how people usually like independence in this tribal political climate. Y'know, you have to be a real …"

"You're not supposed to care about your boss, okay? No busboy at Red Lobster is committing seppuku because the manager…"

"Yes, that's right -- America managed to airdrop food around a blockade that Israel built with weapons America gave th…"

"Yes. "Stop wasting your parents' money". Be like Mike Johnson, get into government, and waste everyone's money."

"Democrats are super fired up about having a candidate who isn't legally dead."

"Now, calling someone weird is a bit of a downgrade from "He tried to overthrow democracy." On the other hand, you kno…"

"America... I love you. If you are feeling upset, or hurt, or depressed about the turn towards fascism that your belov…"

"Because when Asian parents want their kids to be doctors, helping people is, like, on the bottom of the list of reaso…"

"Chinese people love money. We love that shit. Chinese people fucking love money. Okay? You think rappers love money? …"

"Even during Chinese New Year, the biggest holiday for Chinese people, Chinese New Year, when we see each other during…"