"It's mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You're not paying…"

"A young person today has a nanosecond attention span, so whatever you do in a humor has to be short. Younger people d…"

"Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever."

"It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must …"

"I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugula…"

"If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic says it and yo…"

"If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the…"

"George Bush has turned into the playboy of the Western world. He shows up at Chinese restaurants, at movies, at the K…"

"Very few people ever meet celebrities. All we really know is what we read about them and the most memorable lines are…"

"President Ford used humor a great deal."