"All that is required of us, in our "new sexual ethic," is that we have sex in a way that favours us more than it favo…"

"You are a mystery in an enigma in a big ball of fur, An irresistible magnet to every child and flea and burr. Your no…"

"Butch (definition): Macho with a purse."

"Closet (definition): Basement suite of a heterosexual outhouse."

"Deviant (definition): A person who wanders from the One True Path and is caught urinating somewhere in the midst of t…"

"Unnatural act (definition): Any everyday act not equally typical of cattle, sheep, and horses. Singing, smoking, and …"

"Immoral (definition): Obsolete expression meaning "politically incorrect"."

"Erotica: the depiction of naked men. Depictions of naked women are far less innocent and are known as "pornography"."

"Relationship (definition): Liaison usually involving two people and their dirty dishes."

"Right wing (definition): As with the left wing, half the propulsive force of a flightless bird."