"Michael Caine - Dr. Royer-Collard"

"Billie Whitelaw - Madame LeClerc"

"You're not the Antichrist. You're only a malcontent who knows how to spell."

"Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated."

"Are your convictions so fragile they cannot stand in opposition to mine? Is your god so flimsy, so weak? For shame!"

"Suppose one of your precious inmates attempted to walk on water and drowned - would you comdemn the Bible? I think not."

"You've already stolen my heart... as well as a more prominent organ, south of the Equator."

"I didn't create this world of ours. I merely recorded it."

"Ah, you've come to read my trousers."

"Listen to me Abbé, and listen well. I've stared into the face of evil and I've lived to tell the tale and now, I beg …"