"Mulla, Mulla, my son has written from the Abode of Learning to say that he has completely finished his studies!" "Con…"

"Nasreddin Khodja commanded his disciples, when he sneezed, to salute him by clapping their hands and crying out: "Haï…"

"Nasrudin, your donkey has been lost." "Thank goodness I was not on the donkey at the time, or I would be lost too."

"Nasrudin walked into a house and exclaimed, "The moon is more useful than the sun." "Why?" he was asked. "Because at …"

"Nesretten Hoca's Wife: In our society, they treat us as if women have no names of their own—you are always so-and-so'…"

"Nasrudin used to take a donkey across a frontier every day, with the panniers loaded with straw. Since he admitted to…"

"I can see in the dark." "That may be so, Mulla. But if it is true, why do you sometimes carry a candle at night?" "To…"

"[Nasreddin had to don his finest clothes in order to be admitted to a fancy dinner party.] He reached over, took a pi…"

"Knowledge is like the carrot, few know by looking at the green top that the best part, the orange part, is there. Lik…"

"Once Nasreddin was invited to deliver a sermon. When he got on the pulpit, he asked, Do you know what I am going to s…"