"I told the brethren that the Book of Mormon was the most correct of any book on earth, and the keystone of our religi…"

"Take away the Book of Mormon and the revelations, and where is our religion? We have none."

"God sends good people to Hell. Not only do religions like Mormonism, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism—not only do they lead p…"

"Mormonism, it seems to me, is—objectively—just a little more idiotic than Christianity is. It has to be: because it i…"

"Religion, cult, there's no real definition of which is which. It's more like, 'if the shoe fits'. I personally define…"

"A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He s…"

"There’s always a Mormon around when you don’t want one trying your patience with unsolicited kindness."

"And again, another parable put [Jesus] forth unto them, having an allusion to the Kingdom that should be set up, just…"

"As man now is, God once was: As God now is, man may be."

"None of them was right, just as it was when the prophet Joseph asked the angel which of the sects was right that he m…"