"Blah blah blah, her hair is not black, it’s raven and she’s 18 years old — and her skin has never seen the sun, so of…"

"Agree to disagree"

"(to the Queen) Age before beauty. It's important to know when you've been beaten, yes?"

"I've read so many stories where the prince saves the princess. It’s time we changed that ending."

"Only if you say please."

"I live here, I'm kind of the princess."

"Why do you have to be so darn cute?"

"They're not wrinkles, just...crinkles."

"It's important to know when you've been beaten. Yes."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?"