"They say that comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite. I'm …"

"Most comedians want to be the architect of their own embarrassment. They have horrible self-esteem issues. I would ra…"

"Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. Wayne's World was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listen…"

"Rome ruled the world with that phalanx formation and Britain with the three-masted ship; America has ruled the world …"

"I’ve always been a rebel, which means I question the hell out of things and yelling at me doesn’t do any good."

"As an artist, the thing that you want the most for your work is for it to be alive. Every new thing you do has to fee…"

"Life is an ambivalent lover. One moment, you are everything and life wants to consume you entirely. The next moment, …"

"Death is only a doorway."

"It’s something about being in love looking like all the things you’ve lost finding you once more."

"There is a vast difference between success at twenty-five and success at sixty. At sixty, nobody envies you. Instead,…"