"Even from the beginning, when I was doing junk television, I still had this focus. I knew I wasn't going to be doing …"

"I act for free, but I demand a huge salary as compensation for all the annoyance of being a public personality. In th…"

"You know, I look like a duck. I just do. And I'm not the only person who thinks that. It's the way my mouth sort of c…"

"I don't like talking about the characters I do in film, ever. There's no deep, dark meaning. It's just an idea. It's …"

"I had a big mouth, and I used to mouth off to my mother all the time. But I'd make sure my father wasn't in earshot, …"

"The description of the character is that Frankie is an attractive woman if she'd just put a little effort into how sh…"

"I used to stay up very late at night, much later than I probably should have for such a youngster, and I used to watc…"

"So I do the test, and we do this scene, and it's the scene at the end where I throw dishes, and so I threw some dishe…"

"That would have to be the F-word. Do you want me to say it? It's so descriptive, it can be used in so many ways — it …"

"It's usually just awkward. It's not terribly romantic or steamy. Sometimes people's wives show up — "Hey, how you doi…"