"Down like a Welsh town."

"Old things do not interest me, I like new things for the simple reason that they never get old."

"The greatest redemption is between the war of two evils, their very retaliation reveals their goodly nature."

"A young ticket should never be envied, they queue for the bus the same as us."

"It's in weather such as this, I'm glad that I'm human."

"Even in your last fragile moments, I will forever be your gentle svelte with rosy cheeks as you are, were and always …"

"Ghosts?...Yes nasty little buggers.."

"This champagne's made by the French and no mistake, you can tell by the shape of the bubbles.."

"I don't have many friends, so I try and be there for the ones that do make it that far."

"Change the subject...actually give me a cigarette and then change the subject."