"Your game and your rules. But it doesn't mean I have to play."

"As Endgames Largo, having discovered a go-kart: "Wow, we don't even have to worry about fuel! It runs on fruit!""

"“There are many kinds of wounds. But to take damage from someone you trust…Betrayal is the deepest wound of all.”"

"There's something else... something about this place... something unusual... Oh yeah! I've never been in a girl's bat…"

"To Erika: "Woah... you are r4ck3d! Hey, both of our roomies are totally wasted. Whaddya say...when we get to your pla…"

"Ph33r this one, Piro. Ph34r with gr34t ph33r."

"Dealing with the constant conflict between the time Megatokyo needs, the time my day job as an architect requires, an…"

"There are no ski lifts in the world of creativity. You gotta haul your own ass up the slope every time you want to co…"

"The world doesn't need more warm bodies, it needs happier people."

"Miho: "I wasn't aware the Tokyo Police employed uneducated, paranoid, delusional foreign delinquents." - "In my case,…"