"We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the r…"

"As for the part of sexuality which can mix with anxiety, it is indeed an observable fact (...) I pointed out how freq…"

"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would've made our arms shorter."

"Because of its divine institution for the propagation of man, the seed is not to be vainly ejaculated, nor is it to b…"

"But I wonder why he the heretic Jovinianus set Judah and Tamar before us for an example, unless perchance even harlot…"

"Frighted she wakes, and waking frigs: Nature thus kindly eased In dreams raised by her grunting pigs And her own thum…"

"You're gonna be pleasing each other, and if he already knows what pleases him, and he's gonna please himself, then wh…"

"I would masturbate in a red speedo."

"Homer, in the second book of the Iliad says with fine enthusiasm, "Give me masturbation or give me death." Caesar, in…"

"When scolded for masturbating in public, he said "I wish it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly.""