"I've been looking for a girl every Saturday night of my life."

"All my brothers and brothers-in-laws tell me what a good-hearted guy I am. You don't get to be good-hearted by accide…"

"Ma, sooner or later, there comes a point in a man's life when he's gotta face some facts. And one fact I gotta face i…"

"[to Angie] You don't like her. My mother don't like her. She's a dog and I'm a fat, ugly man. Well, all I know is I h…"

"[to Catherine] Where you go, rain go. Someday you gonna smile, we gonna have a big holiday."

"College girls are one step from the street, I tell you. My son Joseph wife, she type on the typewriter - one step fro…"

"So I'm an old garbage bag put in the street, huh?... These are the worst years, I tell you. It's going to happen to y…"

"It's the love story of an unsung hero!"

"Ernest Borgnine - Marty Piletti"

"Esther Minciotti - Mrs. Piletti"