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"I was born serious and I have earned my bread making other people laugh."

"It is well enough to be interested in one's profession, but to restrict one's leisure to association with the members…"

"Love is not getting, but giving. It is sacrifice. And sacrifice is glorious! I have no patience with women who measur…"

"By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really im…"

"If ants are such busy workers, how come they find time to go to all the picnics?"

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