"You can't win my affection back with Manwhich!"

"Maybe a heart attack will teach my Mom a lesson in abandonment."

"The word "can't" isn't in my vocabulary."

"Sometimes we confuse our fears with our fantasies."

"You have to fight for the right to never grow up"

"Jon Heder - Jeffrey Mannus"

"Diane Keaton - Jan Mannus"

"Jeff Daniels - Mert Rosenbloom"

"Annna Faris - Nora Flannagan"

"Sarah Chalke - Maya"