"How come if God talks to Joseph Smith, he's a prophet, but if God talks to me I'm schizophrenic?"

"Maybe you could try and reach down in your Bible geek soul and be cool for just two seconds?"

"Ok asshole, the way I see it you've got a big mouth and only one arm to back it up. So's how's it gonna look when a b…"

"Dammit, what's wrong with you? You want revelations engraved in gold and angels trumpeting down from heaven. But what…"

"I mean, LA is a city where everyone dances with one eye on the door, like we're all waiting for something better to w…"

"Could be worse, could be raining. Oh yeah: it IS raining."

"When I first came to Los Angeles, it looked like just this mass of dots, all jumbled and disconnected. ...It was pret…"

"Look at yourself. You're so pretty and colorful on the outside, but inside you're nothing but fluff. You're like a wa…"

"I can't believe what I was about to do, when there is nothing, Christian, nothing about you that is not skin-deep."

"I don't like to brag, but I can suck the engine block through the tailpipe of a '58 Chevy."