"The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy, a naughty boy. I'm going to speak out for the citize…"

"Thank you all very much for coming out today."

"Matt, you won't believe this but I don't use the Internet. I don't have a computer at my desk. I have never used the …"

"The American family will fear less, our national security will be more assured, and we won‘t let the Venezuelas or Ni…"

"We went to the urinals, where we both unzipped. The restroom became, uh, busy -- too busy to do anything. So we zippe…"

"On social issues, and this is where you get the charges of hypocrisy, Craig has pledged his opposition to gay marriag…"

"At 1200 hours I was working a plain-clothes detail involving lewd conduct in the main men's public restroom of the No…"

"He was a horse of goodly countenance, rather expressive of vigilance than fire; though an unnatural appearance of fie…"

"In the younger days of the Republic there lived in the county of —— two men, who were admitted on all hands to be the…"

"It is said that a hundred gamecocks will live in perfect harmony together it you do not put a hen with them; and so i…"