"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag"

"I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs th…"

"You know, sometimes you can be blinded by your extreme emotions. I definitely was looking for answers, during that ti…"

"I gave myself until I turned 25 to make it. And if it didn't happen, I thought I'd just try to find a nice husband."

"I was like, I don't know if I can hold that promise [to wait until marriage to have sex with kane tod] because this g…"

"I had this lump in my throat, but I couldn't even cry. I thought, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. I was just sit…"

"This is a really important time in my life. I can't just be the girl who sang 'I Kissed a Girl.' I have to leave a le…"

"I have multipersonality disorder—in a very good way, of course—when it comes to my fashion choices,When I first start…"

"I'm up to my hairline in planning. It's a lot, especially when you're a woman of detail."

"Dirty looks now, don't blame me."