"I’ve always been a rebel, which means I question the hell out of things and yelling at me doesn’t do any good."

"There is a vast difference between success at twenty-five and success at sixty. At sixty, nobody envies you. Instead,…"

"Fate cast me to play the role of an ugly duckling with no promise of swanning. Therefore, I sat down when a mere chil…"

"... poor had no terror for me! It was pie for me! My whole life had been a fight!"

"I was born serious and I have earned my bread making other people laugh."

"It is well enough to be interested in one's profession, but to restrict one's leisure to association with the members…"

"Love is not getting, but giving. It is sacrifice. And sacrifice is glorious! I have no patience with women who measur…"

"By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really im…"

"If ants are such busy workers, how come they find time to go to all the picnics?"

"A rut is like a grave – it's only a question of depth."