"(first lines) Ah, the Heckler and Koch G-36. Quite deadly in the right hands."

"[After climbing into a castle via the sewage system] Oh, pull yourself together, it's only a little bit of poo!"

"The word 'mistake' sir is not one that appears in my dictionary."

"[Addressing the Archbishop of Canterbury, who he believes to be an impostor] Do you or do you not have tattooed on yo…"

"You might have taken me, but you'll never take England. Not as long as I have breath in my body or a bullet in my gun…"

"I've been dropped into the Kalahari desert, carrying nothing but a toothbrush and a packet of Sherbet Lemons, and I s…"

"Good morning, gentlemen! MI7 at your service."

"[after accidentally being crowned king; points to Sauvage after a pause] Arrest that man... and lock him away! [the c…"

"[speaking to Bough] Have you heard of the chanting of the Bedouin monks of the Almaghreb mountains?"

"A good agent doesn't need gadgets. The only gadgets I've ever needed are a sharp eye, a finely tuned ear and a slight…"