"[to the unconscious alien] Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off. But no! You got me out here, draggin' your…"

"[to the pilots at Area 51 before the mass sortie] Good morning. [turns on mic] Good morning. In less than an hour, ai…"

"We've always believed we weren't alone. On July 4, we'll wish we were."

"The question of whether or not we are alone in the universe...has been answered."

"Don’t make plans for August."

"WARNING! Your next stop may not be there."

"On the Fourth of July, you will have a ringside seat for the ultimate fireworks show."

"They only want one thing...DESTRUCTION."

"On July 2, they arrive. On July 3, they strike. On July 4, we fight back."

"[after downing an alien ship via parachute; in crazed relief] THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! [struggling with the parach…"