"[Ben Willis has arrived at the island where Julie and her friends are vacationing] 2 summers ago, we lied to the auth…"

"[Karla has just shown her a sun bed] Great, cancer in a box."

"[after shooting Ben Willis] Just... [shoots him again] fucking... [shoots him again] DIE!"

"Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first."

"This island didn't have a murder rate until you people showed up!"

""Try" is like "maybe", Julie. "Try" is bullshit."

"[reaching his breaking point] Don't get her started all right. It's a long fucked up story and you probably won't bel…"

"Hush, child. No more screaming, no more running. It's time to die!"

"What are you gonna do, boy? Call us names?"

"Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been a year since my last confession. I've never told anyone about this. Not…"