"You honestly think hard work creates wealth? The only thing that creates wealth is wealth. And we have it, you don't."

"(last words) Big mouth, nothing behind it!"

"Truth be told, Pop and I...we've hit a rough patch lately. He's refusing to cover some of my expenses, blah blah blah…"

"(only in the extended version, about Bert) You're very forgiving. Because almost everyone I've talked to thinks he's …"

"Who said anything about kidnapping?"

"(after recognizing the trio in the car chase) Goddamn it! It's those idiots. (only in the extended version) I knew I …"

"(while being held hostage by Rex) You shoot this prick! You shoot this prick right now!"

"Jason Bateman as Nick Hendricks"

"Jason Sudeikis as Kurt Buckman"

"I respect you gentlemen for wanting to roll up your sleeves and build something, stake your claim. Now I came to this…"