"I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and …"

"Yeah, the good news about the move to abolish the death tax, the tax where they come and look at how much money you'v…"

"Our goal is to inflict pain. It is not good enough to win; it has to be a painful and devastating defeat. We're sendi…"

"Alexander Hamilton has been on the $10 since 1928, he's been well honored by the country, he was a great Secretary of…"

"And we've had four more years pass where the age cohort that is most Democratic and most pro-statist, are those peopl…"

"The president was committed; elected on the basis that he was not Romney and Romney was a poopy head.""

"An armed people are a free people. If our forefathers were not armed before the American Revolution we would all be s…"

"Aye, think! Since time and life began, Your mind has only feared and slept; Of all the beasts they called you man Onl…"

"I was inspired to write a folk song — about how soldiers have no choice in the matter but to follow orders — but with…"

"And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for? Don't ask me I don't give a damn Next stop is Vietnam. And it's f…"