"George Bush says two gay people getting married would violate the sanctity of marriage. The sanctity of marriage. The…"

"This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to …"

"When discussing a Florida woman denied a drivers license for refusing to remove her Burka and head covering- You know…"

"Let's face it, our reading and writing skills in our country...every day there's a story in the paper about how shitt…"

"Flav, you look like Idi Amin after a three year crack binge on the sun."

"God, you are a big, ghoulish woman. I'm talking to you, Carrot Top."

"Flav, you look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape."

"Gary Busey is here, sort of. You look like Nick Nolte fucked a Clydesdale."

"There are more whipped guys on television than there were on the Amistad."

"Holy shit, Gilbert! You look like you smell like pee."