"The masses demand a fighting President, and that means you’ve got to offend somebody, because the way I see it, a str…"

"A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for."

"I was so surprised at being born that I didn't speak for a year and a half."

"You're the only boy who ever made me cry, and I decided that if you could make me cry, I must really love you."

"I'll bet you say that to all the girls!"

"I think there's so much good in the worst of us, and so many of the worst of us get the best of us, that the rest of …"

"I’m having my platform run up by a movie set designer, so it will be very impressive from the front, but not too prem…"

"Who am I to talk? That’s a fair question, and one which deserves a better answer than I can give you. … Come to think…"

"One of the greatest problems today is about the people who would rather be right than be President. I have a solution…"

"George: Gracie, those are beautiful flowers. Where did they come from? Gracie: Don't you remember, George? You said t…"