"I want to deal with women's issues [...] because I just don't think they clean behind the fridge enough."

"No self-respecting small businessman with a brain in the right place would ever employ a lady of child-bearing age."

"Terrified young women beaten into prostitution often from Eastern Europe ... is only a very small aspect of the flesh…"

"I am always deeply suspicious of received wisdom. [...] As far as I am concerned man-made global warming is nothing m…"

"What a racist comment. How dare you? That's an appalling thing to say. You're picking people out for the colour of yo…"

"[From a video of a meeting at Wordsley, near Stourbridge in July 2013] How we can possibly be giving a billion pounds…"

"You can torture people to death but you jolly well can't give them a full life sentence because that's against their …"

"The trouble with Godfrey is that, he is not a racist, he's not an extremist or any of those things and he's not even …"

"In the old days, they put idiots in the village stocks. Now we put them on the Today programme."

"I never really had any aspirations to be an actor when I was young. I wanted to play the piano in a bar, to be the ol…"