"I’ve never had any of my specials aired anywhere on British TV. If I’d sat in England waiting for someone to give me …"

"I wasn’t like every other comedian at the time because I was coming from a different perspective. I was an outsider l…"

"My sense of humour has always been quite in-your-face. I haven’t got that quintessential dry British humour, so my st…"

"I just want to be the best friend who comes in, steals the scene, and bounces ...and then use that small amount of fa…"

"the farmer takes Jill down the well & all the king's horses & all the king's men can't put that baby together again c…"

"death is where jimi hendrix is, where our revolution ended up."

"There has always been something wrong wif the tesses. The tesses paint a picture of me wif no brain. The tesses paint…"

""I'm tired," I says. She says, "I know you are, but you can't stop now Precious, you gotta push." And I do."

"[On the 2026 Gorton and Denton by-election] I'll be totally honest, when I heard Andy Burnham wasn't being selected, …"

"Whether we're talking about the cost of living crisis, whether we're talking about the genocide in Gaza, or generally…"