"I can't love someone I can't trust, but I can forgive you and ask you to turn yourself in. I'm sorry."

"As for your emperor, I'm sure that some of his prisoners are foul, unpardonable souls, but I would not wish his form …"

"If my sacrifice, be it my time, resources, or life spares one life to make its mark, then my life has been worthwhile."

"You two did not have nakoudo. You met here, in America and you fell in love. You didn't let your differences stand be…"

"It's sweet that you've been sneaking around on this, but I've known for a long time that you were going to ask. I've …"

"First rule of hacking, twerp: There's always a better hacker out there than YOU."

"Exoneration makes fewer headlines than convictions, so I may not be cleared in the court of public opinion..."

"I have never believed in fate. Providence is only the capital of Rhode Island."

"If I can't laugh at myself, what good am I?"

"He may be the luckiest goofball secret agent, but he's our goofball secret agent. We love him because he deserves it,…"