"Dad, you have the coolest job."

"On Christmas Eve, many years ago, I laid quietly in my bed. I did not rustle the sheets, I breathed slowly and silent…"

"Come on. Father! Father do you really have to go?"

"Kryptonite, the ultimate bane to Superman. If it were only as big as my head. I spent two years and $3 billion mining…"

"I leave you alone for an hour, and you destroy my house? And, you, you're no better. You're both evicted!"

"[to the audience, annoyed] Hey, what do you want from us?! We're freezing here!"

"I've searched far and wide for the perfect partner for this launch, and I've finally found him, LeBron James."

"His mom and dad met in the usual way: The song became love, and love became the egg."

"Yikes! Scooby-Doo, where are you?!!"

"Mayday! Mayday! This is the Annabelle. I've lost my bearings and I'm taking on water. My last good reading is 44 degr…"