"Queers are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag."

"Fucker! Pig fucker! Hetero! Filthy hetero stink-shit!"

"[to Taffy] And remember, my offer still stands. If you get tired of being a Hare Krishna, you come live with me and b…"

"Where did you get this crap, Taffy? I told you to spend that money I gave you on a cute outfit, but ooooh-noooo! As s…"

"You're a pain, Taffy. A pain in my big asshole!"

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to break the news to you, but I've thrown Gator out and started divorce proceedings. I d…"

"Davenport. Dawn Davenport! I'm a thief and a shitkicker, and, uh, I'd like to be famous."

"I've DONE everything a mother can do: I've locked her in her room, I've beat her with the car aerial. Nothing changes…"

"[before being executed] I'd like to thank all the wonderful people that made this great moment in my life come true. …"

"The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life."