"Mike Yanagita: So ya went and married Norm Son-of-a-Gunderson!"

"[on the phone] Oh my. Where? Yeah? Aw geez. Okay, there in a jif. Real good, then."

"[after her husband, Norm, kisses her] Ya got Arby's all over me."

"[repeated line] Mind if I sit down? I'm carrying quite a load here."

"So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And thos…"

"[Practices calling Wade] Yah, Wade, It's Jerry, I... Yah, Wade, it's, I, it's Jerry... I don't know what to do it's J…"

"I answered the darn - I'm cooperating here!"

"Would you crack the fuckin' window open, man. You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you…"

"Just in town on business. Just in and out. Ha. Just a little of the old in-and-out."

"Bruce Bohne - Lou"