"I thought it was really odd at how much people freaked out at Katrina. You'd think they'd be worried about something …"

"I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational."

"[On airport pornography] I've never seen anybody purchase them, but apparently people are. They wouldn't carry them j…"

"[On marketing and commercials] HENDERSON VALLEY EGGS! You're gonna love our eggs!!!... [cut to small granny in rockin…"

"I don't remember ordering the Christian sandwich..."

"If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine."

"[After reading an article on Miles for Kids in an inflight journal] What [President of the Airline] is doing is, he's…"

"And then Jesus answered him, Jesus said, 'Well, my son...that is when I was helping one of the other FIVE BILLION PEO…"

"High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when …"

"So I was watching all the Katrina coverage and I got really angry at... Christians who didn't pray hard enough... It'…"