"Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball.…"

"Always try to rub against money, for if you rub against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you. (A Very Hon…"

"Some day, somewhere … a guy is going to come to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is …"

"I long ago come to the conclusion that all life is six to five against. (A Nice Price)"

"Under no circumstances does he get good natured until noon. If he has to get up early in the morning you have to conv…"

"Imaro exploded. "Why do men fight like starving lions over yellow metal and let valuable cattle go?""

"There are things in one's thoughts sometimes, particularly upon humorous themes, that can not be put with near as muc…"

"For we Americans, though we are the most restless race in the world, with the possible exception of the Bedouins, alm…"

"Chicago is stupefying. It knows no rules, and I know none by which to judge it. It stands apart from all the cities i…"

"Kansas used to believe in Populism and free silver. It now believes in hot summers and a hot hereafter."