"And we could poke fun at them about by-passing the toll gates and 10 shilling notes and driving up on Ferguson tracto…"

"If they waited a couple of hours they could have commemorated two massacres in Croke Park."

"They always feel a bit isolated up there in the north-west."

"This union, which is dominated by some socialist philosophy, is not fit for purpose."

"I often got a belt from my mother with a wet dish cloth for kicking a ball through a window."

"The Miraculous Medal around his neck is obviously not working all the time anyway."

"I see the Taoiseach keeping a very close eye on the Donegal team, obviously looking for prospective candidates for Do…"

"They're like the grim reaper when anybody comes [to Croke Park] they just put them away with ruthless efficiency."

"There is no hope for anybody else. You might as well give up the ghost now."

"Did you see last week where he referred to 'the Greek poet Horace', assisting those of us who are too old by translat…"