"You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hangin' out in front of places sellin' weed 'n shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals 'n shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... I'd be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form... and fuck it. And people'd be, like, "There he goes; homeboy fucked a Martian once.""
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Clerks II
Clerks II is a 2006 American absurdist-black comedy film and is the sequel to 1994 film Clerks. It was followed by 2022 sequel film Clerks III.
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