"The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn't just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I'm as mad …"

"When the day's hustle and bustle is done, Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun."

"Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat — And there isn't any call for me to shout it: For he will do As he do do And…"

"Old Deuteronomy's lived a long time; He's a Cat who has lived many lives in succession. He was famous in proverb and …"

"And we all say: OH! Well I never! Was there ever A Cat so clever As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!"

"He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair: For when they reach the scene of crime — Macavity's…"

"Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity, He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity."

"Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity, For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity. You may m…"

"They say that all the Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known (I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddleb…"

"These modern productions are all very well, But there's nothing to equal, from what I hear tell, That moment of myste…"