"A Ph.D. in microbiology is not necessary to grasp the concept: Clean water is good. Poopy water is bad."

"Local newscasts aired the pollution warnings for days, and displayed detailed maps showing which areas were unsafe fo…"

"I try not to stand on a soapbox and scream. That's boring. You've got to be funny sometimes. All my humor comes from …"

"I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from t…"

""Those who ignore history," Moldowsky said, "are doomed to get their nuts cut." (Chapter 23)"

""Lady, do I look like a bleeping babysitter?" "He nearly died." "Yeah, because he's a fool. There's no known cure for…"

"Most opinion columnists start out as street reporters, an experience vital to understanding how things really work as…"

"B.D. Harper had not risen to the pinnacle of his profession by making enemies. His mission, in fact, had been quite t…"

"It was then that he had gotten the idea to invite journalists, but not just any journalists: travel writers. Sparky H…"

"Scientists are advancing a theory that human beings have stopped evolving because we've interfered with natural selec…"