"My god, man. How long have I been here? Am I really awake now, or am I just dreaming I'm awake? How could my plans ha…"

"[looking up Callie's skirt] The revealing of her panties wasn't intentional or unintentional; she just didn't give a …"

"My own daughter, lost long ago to me...If she knew I lived, would she come and see me? Would she even care?"

"Even a big bitch cockroach like you should know...Never, but never, fuck with the King."

"Here I was complainin' about loss of pride and how life had treated me, and I realized...I never had any pride. And m…"

"Where'd my youth go? Why didn't fame hold off old age and death? Why the hell did I leave the fame in the first place…"

"What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, goddamnit. I'll…"

"In the movies, I always played the heroic types. But when the stage lights went out, it was time for drugs and stupid…"

"[To the mummy, before burning it] Your soul suckin' days are over, amigo."

"[his last words] Thank you...Thank you very much."