"The guy next door just became the man upstairs."

"Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan"

"Morgan Freeman - God"

"ARMAGEDON OUTA HERE"

"He's got the power."

"In Bruce We Trust?"

"I am Bruce Almighty! My will be done!"

"Fine! The gloves are off God! C'mon, lemme see a little wrath! Smite me, O mighty smiter! You're the one who should b…"

"[breaks down upon seeing Grace pray so hard] You win. I'm done. Please, I don't wanna do this anymore. I don't wanna …"

"If you could be God for one week, what would you do?"