"Oh, I'm fine. It's just they're so... beautiful.."

"You saw the blades, what did you think was gonna happen?"

"I have bowel in my hair."

"Right now I'd bet you'd like to trade in those big swords for a couple of cheap lighters and a can of hairspray, huh?"

"I think I need a minute alone."

"God, you guys and your stupid, secret dead languages. Always showing off."

"I'm trapped in a burning honky-tonk and the jukebox is downstairs! Somebody's gonna pay for this!"

"The master can blow me, monkey suit."

"And I thought somebody was going to lose an eye."

"I smell tacos."