"The world is full of complainers. But the fact is, nothing comes with a guarantee. I don't care if you're the Pope of…"

"[to Marty] Stick your finger up the wrong person's ass?"

"You know a friend of mine broke his hand a while back. Put in a cast. Very next day he takes a fall, protects his bad…"

"[to himself, about Marty] Sweet Jesus, you are disgusting."

"[to Marty] Who looks stupid now?"

"Lover-boy oughta lock his door. Lotta nuts out there."

"Let's do it outside, in nature."

"[to Ray] Look. Personally I don't give a shit. I know Marty's a hard-on but you gotta do something. I don't know; giv…"

"Even the fucking dog's gone crazy."

"[to Abby] Something pretty fucking weird is going on. Put your coat on and I'll drop you at home. But don't talk to e…"