"[Sam: Check my record. I'm not in the game.] Murder weapon in your lap? Trunk full of cocaine? You're in the game, Sam."

"[regarding Axel] He's not my dad. I mean, he's-- He's my dad, he hasn't been a dad."

"You didn’t hear about the Winnipeg trade? I’m the new man up in this bitch."

"You made an assumption based on [indicates his skin color] this that I did not like hockey."

"Seriously, this is your squad car? You know, part of me rather get locked up for resisting arrest than get put in thi…"

"[picking up on Bobby and his daughter's relationship] Have you two had intercourse?"

"The point that I'm trying to make, is that when I do something like try to teach you how to get out of handcuffs, tha…"

"You're my only child, right? And I've only been a father as long as you've been a daughter. We're making this up as w…"

"I do some of my best work when I'm suspended."

"Oh, I don't need luck, babycakes. See, I control the narrative. Enriques, Copeland, Rosewood, Foley. There's only one…"