"Well, here goes. I LIKE those areas of hentai which depict acts that aren't illegal or sexually deviant. I LIKE seein…"

"Rips in the space time continuum look a lot like vaginas. (19 April 2006)"

"Piss poo dangly shit arse fuck wee....Fuck cunt willy willy wank piss mung. (26 November 2004)"

"When you think about it, when you overlook the ingrained taboos of society and think for your own fucking self for on…"

"What was your favourite single player Quake level? One of the forty identical greenish-brown castles or one of the fo…"

"And then we come to the physics engine. Oh, the physics engine, for which so much praise has been sung. What they say…"

"I know you can argue that the player is supposed to project themselves onto Freeman, but if that's the case, why give…"

"Starring Laurence Fishburne, Hugo Weaving, The Slightly Mannish Woman and A Big Keanu-Reeves Shaped Piece Of Wood! (O…"

"Yes, I have been harvested by mainstream media for whatever time remains for television to still be called 'mainstrea…"

"But the cruellest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't. (23 March 2008)"