"Anyone who dismisses out of hand evidence that U.S. intelligence agencies still do some of the things that they now b…"

"Being an atheist is like not owning a TV – completely rational, but best kept to one's self."

"The less said about my extended family back in ranch country the better, as I don't want the ATF burning them alive."

"I, for instance, am a jackass, and this anguishes me quite a bit, or at least it would if I were not so fond of being…"

"I am a tremendous optimist for someone who has grown up amid the twilight of American competence."

"The main point seems to be that I'm arrogant and narcissistic, which should be news to exactly four people."

"I would love to debate any politician in any western state on the question of whether the rule of law ought to be res…"

"We're in a state of conflict with the Government. Either we are going to jail or we're going to win."

"What an age of innocence it was, the Watergate era... way back in the halcyon days when the US could be contrasted wi…"

"In conclusion, they should let me out of jail."