"… we're going to tell how the cow ate the cabbage."

"Poor George, he can't help it — he was born with a silver foot in his mouth."

"I am delighted to be here with you this evening, because after listening to George Bush all these years, I figured yo…"

"Oh, absolutely. No question about it. And the state of Texas, when I was governor, we built an awful lot of prisons. …"

"But I'll tell you something sort of interesting. There's something, you know, there's something a little scary about …"

"The regular Democratic Party and its organization was run by men who looked on women as little more than machine parts."

"I have seen the very bottom of life: I was so afraid I wouldn’t be funny anymore. I just knew that I would lose my za…"

"The public does not like you to mislead or represent yourself to be something you're not. And the other thing that th…"

"If you give us the chance, we can perform. After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just di…"

"He was born on third base and thought he hit a triple. [about George Bush, Sr.]"