"That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you."

"There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Thin…"

"Who would have thought that the fatal flaw of communism would be that there's no money it."

"He was a horse of goodly countenance, rather expressive of vigilance than fire; though an unnatural appearance of fie…"

"In the younger days of the Republic there lived in the county of —— two men, who were admitted on all hands to be the…"

"It is said that a hundred gamecocks will live in perfect harmony together it you do not put a hen with them; and so i…"

"All the knowing ones were consulted as to the issue, and they all agreed, to a man, in one of two opinions: either th…"

"Language cannot describe the scene that followed; the shouts, oaths, frantic gestures, taunts, replies, and little fi…"