"You're a maggot. You can't hack it. Paul's a gay. You're a faggot."

"Do you ever wonder at what point when you gotta just say "fuck it" man? Like when you gotta stop living up here and s…"

"Who told you I was a "dope rapper?""

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver. So was Eddie Haskell, Wally and Ms. Cleaver."

"You ain't the future of shit, bitch. You're just David fuckin' Porter."

"If something needs to happen with this shit, it needs to happen now."

"So what, at least I got a fuckin' job."

"Fuck Cheddar Bob!"

"Fuck the free world!"

"Mom, you gotta stop living your life like this."