"Where is he? Where is my Tony!? Where is my beautiful Tony? Look at that skin—like a baby. Whatsa matter, you never get old like the rest of us, eh? I love him, I LOVE him!"

"I could say 'Good Morning'. That wouldn't be acting, because I always say 'Good morning'."

"Miss Marbles, I have admired you since I was tiny little detective."

"You feed cat…dog food?"

"Eileen Brennan — Tess Skeffington"

"Someone just put deadly snake in room. Wake me when it come near bed."

"Answer simple, but question, very hard."

"Maggie Smith — Mrs. Dora Charleston"

"Nancy Walker — Yetta"

"No pulse. No heartbeat. If condition does not change, this man is dead."

"Big house like man married to fat woman…hard to get around."

"David Niven — Dick Charleston"

"Son will get bags. That is why I adopted him."

"Someone gone to great trouble to make welcome guests, not so welcome."

"Elsa Lanchester — Miss Jessica Marbles"

"Peter Sellers — Inspector Sidney Wang"

"Estelle Winwood — Miss Withers"

"All right, we'll take turns. You look over the first dead, naked body that we find and I'll look over the second."

"That can only mean one thing—and I don't know what it is!"

"My motive is unimportant—let's just say I hated him enough to kill him."

"Why don't you ask the moose on the wall? He's been watching us since we came in."