Screenplays By John Grant

"Patricia Medina — Nicole Dupre"

"Bud Abbott — Harry Lambert"

"A mounted fish? What whoppers that guy tells! Did you ever see a mounted fish? Did you ever see a fish on a horse?"

"Lou Costello — Lou Hotchkiss"

"Leif Erickson — Morgan"

"Lou Costello — Joe Bascom"

"Nat Pendleton — Officer Collins"

"Audrey Young — Juanita Hawkins"

"Leon Errol — Julius Caesar 'J.C.' McBride"

"Bud Abbott — Bud Jones"

"Lou Costello — Oliver Johnson aka Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill"

"Bill Shirley — Bruce Martingale"

"My darling, darling, darling.....I DON'T WANT LOVE LETTERS FROM YOU, I WANT THE MAP!"

"Luba Malina — Dagmar"

"Lou Costello — Herbie Brown"

"Donald MacBride — Police Captain"

"It's 'Ma (EGG AND I) KETTLE' as the wild and willing widow!"

"Marjorie Main — Widow Hawkins"

"BUD ABBOTT LOU COSTELLO in the CHOKE of the Century!"

"Joseph Calleia — Nick Craig"

"Virginia Grey — Montana"

"Their NEWEST and FUNNIEST by far!"

"Ahoy! Ahowl!"

"Bud Abbott — Rocky Stonebridge"

"Charles Laughton — Capt. William Kidd"

"Hillary Brooke — Capt. Bonney"

"Fran Warren — Lady Jane"

"They're Raising Cain on the BOUNDING MAIN!"

"Walter Slezak — Sgt. Axmann"

"THEIR FIRST IN A YEAR...THEIR FUNNIEST BY FAR!"

"They're Out of the Army!"

"Bud Abbott — Slicker Smith"

"Tom Brown — Bill Gregory"

"Joan Shawlee — Sylvia Hunter"

"That wild goose chase of yours is going to lay an egg."

"Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and suffering."

"Bud Abbott — Duke Egan"

"Lou Costello — Chester Wooley"

"A guy in a white coat is coming for him and I don't mean the Good Humor man."

"It's no use crying over spilled milk. It's the nickel back for the bottle that I care about."

"Bud Abbott — Ted Higgins"

"Lou Costello — Tommy Hinchcliffe"

"Johnny Mack Brown — Alabam' Brewster"

"Anne Gwynne — Anne Shaw"

"Nan Wynn — Luana"

"Dick Foran — Bronco Bob Mitchell"

"Lou Costello — Willoughby"

"Leif Erickson — Whaba"

"William Demarest — Det. Kendall"

"Bud Abbott — Duke"